Meet My New Boyfriend.

Okay, so now that I have your attention, would you kindly redirect it in the general direction of Strong Bad's house... er, I mean... Jessica's newest blog. It's pretty cool. It's got all the features you'd ever want in a cool blog... like, air conditioning, no central plot, randomness, Smith's Marketplace, no pictures whatsoever so you can utilize your wondrously dormant imagination stations, and also mentions of ummm... stuff like... pizza, your mom, and alligators, and unknown names of Brooke's latest Gentleman Callers... you know, all the good stuff at it's finest. So you should probably get your butt over there. Or at least your internet browser.

Other news, Did you know that goldfish have a memory span of just 2 seconds? Did you know that Brooke is a close second with a memory span of 2.1? And Jess lasts just a BIT longer with 4.81908638w94639. Yes, "w" is a numerical value in the Outrajess Scale of Icelandia. It's highly technical. Even your mom wouldn't understand. Why don't you go ask her about it. I would suggest it, but you never know.

Anyways, that's all. Stay tuned for more information about my Gentleman Caller named... well, I'll let you know later. Oh, and what colors should I pick for my wedding? I'll take all reasonable suggestions including bright pink and charcoal and coral and muave and possibly even sunset. Whatever. Oh, and RSVP ASAP. My wedding should be in like... 2 weeks. Yeayah!