I Wish I were a Brit

I just saw an episode of Friends lately that just makes me laugh so hard every time I think about it, so I just thought I'd share the fun with the rest of the world!! Just in case you were wondering, this is Episode 3 from Season 10. Anyways, Monica and Phoebe used to have a friend named Amanda who lived where Joey lives. But she moved to England ten years ago, and she's come back with a fake accent and a hilarious attitude. Here are a few of the BEST lines from that episode:

Amanda: Feel my abs! (Phoebe and Monica reach over to feel her stomach) I don't work out at all! Smell my neck! (Again, they both begin to take a whiff, but she cuts them off.) Do you like it? It's me! I'm not wearing any perfume. It's my own natural scent!
Phoebe: Smells musty!

Then Monica gets a phone call from Chandler and pretends he's gotten in an accident so she has an excuse to leave the "party" that is Amanda.

LATER...
Amanda is over at Monica's and Chandler's and she turns to him and says,
Amanda: That accident must have been terrible! You look positively ghastly!
Chandler: Well aren't YOU a treat?

Monica and Phoebe walk in from the hallway to see Amanda dancing like a mad-woman for Chandler.
Amanda: Can you believe I've never had any professional dance lessons?!

LATER...
Chandler walks into Joey's apartment and says,
Chandler: That British woman is a [beast], but she sure can dance!

Okay, so maybe this wasn't as amusing to you all as it was to me, but whatever. Take it or leave it, buckos! J'entends le Moulin! Just kidding! Peace out!