From the Other Side of the Trax...

I don't know about Michelle, but I had one CARAZAY Saturday night! If you want to have as grand of a time as we did, follow these simple steps:

1. Travelling alone on TRAX at one in the morning is not something anybody should set out to do on their own. That's why Step 1 is to bring a friend/bodyguard along for the ride.

2. While waiting for the next train, don't merely sit and wait, as it might get cold and/or boring. Here are some activities to keep yourself entertained during the frightfully dull wait!

• Bring a camera and take lots of silly pictures of you and your friend/bodyguard.
• Walk on the actual train tracks like there's no tomorrow!
• Take more pictures of you ON the tracks!
• Call your friend Adam and make really loud parrot noises.
• Play "Wordalicious" until your foggy brain starts to hurt.
• Go crazy in general.
• Shout out random relative's titles (i.e. GRANDMA!!!).
• Bring a Music 1010 book from 1995 which you purchased from the D.I. that once belonged to Ryan Butterfield and laugh at his insipid concert reports.
• Basically, attempt to make the other weirdos look normal.

3. If all else fails, attempt to steal government property.

If you follow these steps, an enjoyable TRAX ride at 1 in the morning will be your prize! Now hop to it!!