A Lot Lost, A Lot Gained

Dear Friends and Family and Strangers,

As it is nearing the dreaded Finals Season, I would like to report my incredible weight-loss status before the stress and chocolate binging officially set in. I, Brooke Jenson, over these past three and a half months, have lost a grand total of 34 pounds. I have dropped nearly 6 pant sizes, one bra cup size (sad!), and many many inches all around. My current weight: 155.4. Now please picture the beautiful, smaller version of me if in case anything should happen during these dreadful finals that makes me freak out, drop acid, hijack a schoolbus full of penguins, and gain 20 pounds. And no, I don't want your two dollars. But I could use a new wardrobe...

So if you're looking to donate a whole bunch of clothes to the Brooke-Clothing Fund, please dial 1-800-Brooker or send cash, check, or money orders in various amounts to the cute girl writing this post. (PS. I need a new skirt.) Only $29.95 Down, and only $20 a month! It's as cheap as free!!! Don't delay, order yours today! This offer will only be good for the next 13 minutes! Don't change that dial!

Anyways, I'm being serious now. I really must say I'm proud of myself for actually going and doing what I needed to do to get to a healthy weight. I've been eating right for the first time in my life, and actually sticking with it. I do my Dance Dance Revolution for sweet dance moves-- not to mention the amazing power it has to burn all of those calories, get your blood pumpin', and often give you an excellent cardio workout. I would recommend it to anyone-- even your mom!!! Well, I really do have finals to get to studying for... wish me Luck! I'm gonna need it...