The Cookie Chronicle

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

A Positive

Ok, so my blood may not be as inspirational as Michelle's, but I still donated yesterday. And of course, I took pictures of our battle wounds... or at least the battle wound bandages!


Oh yeah, I'd better mention that my veins are HUGE! Michelle got an approximately 15-20 minute head-start on me, but we still finished at the same time. Plus, I filled that whole bag in 4 minutes and 20 seconds flat! I only missed the all-day record by two seconds!! Blast!

Monday, March 27, 2006

Funky Cherry?

It has recently been suggested by a certain J-Dizzle (Jorsica) I know that I go (and I quote...) "Funky Cherry on the world." This too was my aspiration from the beginning of spring break when I purchased said temporary hair coloring kit. But alas, I never got around to it. Now I'm contemplating the strange looks and the ostrecizing that could quite possibly come with the territory. I don't know if I'm ready for this commitment, even if it does suppposedly only last for 8-10 washes. So help me decide, o wide world, whither I should go. Basically, tell me if YOU are ready for a Brooke gone slightly Funky Cherry.

On to other news, I had this crazy dream last night that Jessica was leaving So. Jo. again to go back up to USU, and for some reason she wanted me to stop by her house for a last goodbye. When I got there, she was walking out the door, and that was that. But rather than leaving her house, oh no, I stayed. Jessica's mom was saying, "Well, I guess you could go down to her room and watch t.v. if you want." Of course I was like, "okay." But then for some reason I was helping Jessica's mom clean out this closet and we found all this computer software that she didn't know how to use or something, and I was supposed to get it all organized. But first I had to take a nap on Jessica's bed, and then I invited all my sisters over and we had this party upstairs... crazy, I know. Then Mrs. Snow got home (because she was gone?) and she wasn't really mad, but I could tell she was starting to get annoyed with me. So I finally decided to leave, and she was like, "Don't tell Jessica you slept on her bed." And again all I replied with was, "Okay." The End.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Four Things

Four Jobs I've had:
Discover Fee Product SalesLady. "I see you're not protected from Identity Theft, which is one of the fastest growing crimes in America!"
Pepperoni Expert. Shoot me.
Documents Assistant. It's not cooler than it sounds... believe you me.
Child Care Extraordinare. I don't like kids very much.

Four Movies I Love
Drive Me Crazy. I know this movie drives some people crazy (seriously) but I love it!
Moulin Rouge. Ewan McGregor is HOT!
The Island. Two Ewan McGregors are even better!
Emma/Clueless (because they're the same movie...). This show is great, whether it be in Jane Austen's time or in 1997.

Four Places I've Lived
South Jordan. Haven't we all?
West Jordan. We're narrowing it down.
Draper. I live all alone in the City of Drapes.
T-Ville! Yeah, it's crazy out there!

Four T.V. Shows I love to watch
Smallville. "I thought I was the last one from Krypton, but you guys just keep poppin' up!"
Everwood. I just have to like this show since they film outside my building!
Beauty and the Geek. Michelle stole my quote.
Friends. "Feel my Abs! I don't work out at all!"

Four Places I've Been on Vacation
Le Maison du Neige. The all-you-can-eat buffets were the best. Hats off to the chef.
Michelle's House as well. Same as above. I'll never stop raiding your pantry for all the trail mixes and craisins!
umm... San Francisco. There was this bridge. That was neat.
Boston! Everything was older than me.

Four Websites I visit Daily
Google.com. "Google it up!"
Mugglenet.com. I like Harry Potter, okay?
All de blogs all de tim. 'Nuf said.
Facebook.com. Get hooked up!


Four of My Favorite Foods
Brownies. Yummmmmmmmmm...
Chocolate. Goooooooooood....
Chocolate brownies. Betttttteeeerrr!
Cheetos. You've gotta have some salty with all that sweet.

Four Places I'd Rather Be Right Now
In my house last Monday morning before Spring Break was over. Please don't make me write my paper!
Out to dinner. Some Cafe Rio sounds real good at the moment.
In a mall because I won that shopping spree. One of these days, I'm going to buy a mansion for all of my shoes.
Behind a one-way mirror watching Michelle be crazy. Doesn't that just sound like the best idea ever?!


Four Friends I Am Tagging:
Your Mom. She'd better do it. Or else...
My Mom. I know she won't do it.
Jessica's Mom. Another bit to prove I'm crazy.
Kendra. Please?

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Blogthings... They're Baaaaaack!

You Are 48% Abnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

Monday, March 06, 2006

It's Art Time!

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Late-Night Antics

It's two in the morning. You're completely exhausted. And you're starting to get bored. What do you do? Go to sleep?! WRONG!!! You give your girlfriends makeovers.

BEFORE

AFTER

Here you can enjoy the process as we go from plain and tired-looking to... well... utterly crazy-looking. Enjoy!

Jessica admires her work of art: French-braiding Michelle's hair. I take a picture of MY glorious masterpiece. I think Michelle could be Queen of the 80's.

Michelle practices her long-hidden desire to quit college to become a hair-stylist. Also, I think we can honestly say that Jess might be afraid to look in a mirror.

Why do I get the feeling that Michelle has NEVER used lip-liner on somebody else in her life? Oh well, she seems to be enjoying the art project.

As Michelle adds the final touch of glitzy glitter to my facial canvas, I give her some well-earned thanks. I don't know how much she appreciated it though...